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Officially a pre-med neuroscience major at the University of Florida. 🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊😁😁😁😁💙💙💙💙💙

Excited.

somethin-mom-related:

edgeofdesiree:

Hey guys, I’m happy to announce that Calliope and I are hosting our very first giveaway! This is a giveaway to thank all of our lovely mommy and daddy and baby followers and fellow bloggers while spreading the love of fluff from one parent to the next!
So what’s being given away?
One (1) New in package BumGenius Freetime in “Spence”
One (1) New in package Flip cover in “Chaplin”
One (1) New fleece cover from Modern Hippie Co.
Now for a few rules:
Reblogs only. You may reblog this post as many times as you would like, but no giveaway blogs. I will be checking, so please don’t betray my trust and love of fluff.
You don’t have to be following us on Tumblr, but if you win and follow us, we will also include a pack of Snappis and a dozen prefolds.
If you follow us on Instagram, we will also include a beauty related bonus gift.
Giveaway ends on Friday, October 31st, 2014, and winner will be notified on here by November 1st. If the winner does not respond within 24 hours, we will select another winner.
Winner will be picked via random.org.
May the odds be ever in your favor! Much love and good luck! <3

I do not cloth diaper but I know a few of you guys do so here you go!

somethin-mom-related:

edgeofdesiree:

Hey guys, I’m happy to announce that Calliope and I are hosting our very first giveaway! This is a giveaway to thank all of our lovely mommy and daddy and baby followers and fellow bloggers while spreading the love of fluff from one parent to the next!

So what’s being given away?

  • One (1) New in package BumGenius Freetime in “Spence”
  • One (1) New in package Flip cover in “Chaplin”
  • One (1) New fleece cover from Modern Hippie Co.

Now for a few rules:

  1. Reblogs only. You may reblog this post as many times as you would like, but no giveaway blogs. I will be checking, so please don’t betray my trust and love of fluff.
  2. You don’t have to be following us on Tumblr, but if you win and follow us, we will also include a pack of Snappis and a dozen prefolds.
  3. If you follow us on Instagram, we will also include a beauty related bonus gift.
  4. Giveaway ends on Friday, October 31st, 2014, and winner will be notified on here by November 1st. If the winner does not respond within 24 hours, we will select another winner.
  5. Winner will be picked via random.org.

May the odds be ever in your favor! Much love and good luck! <3

I do not cloth diaper but I know a few of you guys do so here you go!

dajo42:

there are men who base the value of women by the size of their stomach, boobs and butt amongst many other things

but then as soon as you mention the size of their penis they’re like wHOA NOW. WHOA. LET’S NOT GET TOO HUNG UP ON SIZE

  • student: hey government can I have some money to go to university
  • uk government: sure here you go. you'll have to pay it back but only when you're earning £21,000+ a year, and if you don't pay it off after 30 years we'll just write it off, don't worry about it man
  • scottish government: nah man just go to uni we ain't gonna charge you
  • us government: no. you gotta pay it yourself. upfront. your parents have to save up from the moment you're born. good luck, fucker.
What's that Flappy Bird game everyone keeps talking about
Asked by conduiteugene

zaccharine:

Flappy Bird is the tale of this worthless piece of shit:

You see this unnaturally rotund, wide-eyed, piss-yellow asshole? Notice how he has wings? They might as well not even be there, because this fucker can’t fly worth shit. A paper airplane crafted by a four year-old could fly for a longer distance, I am fucking certain.

So your job is to help poor ol’ Flappy hear fly. “Aw, poor lil’ guy! I’ll help him fly, how hard could this be?”

That’s what I thought.

Oh god, I was an unfortunate, misinformed soul. I was innocent, until I was corrupted.

For some reason, the game takes place in the same fucking universe as Mario, as evidenced by the green pipes. That is, save for the fact that there appears to be the skyline of a modern city in the background, something that certainly does not exist in the realm of our favorite mustachioed plumber as we know it. Who knows, maybe Flappy Bird himself overthrew the Mushroom Kingdom, creating a metropolitan dystopia run by other round, flightless fucks. I certainly would not trust those eyes - or rather, eye. There is a sort of evil lurking in the depths.

A normal bird would be able to avoid these pipes on their own, but Flappy needs your assistance. It’s up to you to repeatedly, yet methodically, tap the screen to raise Flappy back up when he inevitably begins to descend at a speed that requires a weight which we cannot even conceive as being possibly possessed by such a small, feathery shit stain.

There are no breaks. There are no checkpoints. Pipe after pipe, eventually it all begins to blend together. That is, if you make it past the first obstacle, which will probably take you a while since the controls are so fucking horrid. No, Flappy, you little pissant, I didn’t want you to go that high! Wait no, stop! Shit!

Please don’t play this game, I’ve lost family and friends. When I walk down the street, people look at me. They know. And I know, too, when I see someone who’s made the mistake of attempting to guide this avian atrocity. You can see the emptiness in their eyes. You can smell the regret.

Don’t let Flappy drag you into the vortex of despair with him.

Avoid Flappy Bird at all costs, lest you wish for a fate worse than death.

chronic-genderbender:

jaredsadalecki:

breaking news: obama is not real. obama is a fiction of our imaginations. this country is being run by our imaginary friend, barack obama

Breaking News: Mitt Romney campaigned against an imaginary man and still lost the presidency.

chronic-genderbender:

jaredsadalecki:

breaking news: obama is not real. obama is a fiction of our imaginations. this country is being run by our imaginary friend, barack obama

Breaking News: Mitt Romney campaigned against an imaginary man and still lost the presidency.

(Source: captainevqns)

fuckyou-likethe-devil:

The hardest man in the restrauny business and he uplifts kids

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happyhealthyhippy:

aelx:

ipoog:

daily reminder to click a button so you can give free food to a shelter!!

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if every one of my followers did this, we could give more than 85 meals to less-fortunate animals. for free.

Guys this is a thing. Go there and then click the link and an animal will get some foods.

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califuckenfornia:

No fucking clue

califuckenfornia:

No fucking clue

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peace-be-dreams:

Should probably remember this

peace-be-dreams:

Should probably remember this

(Source: kushandwizdom)